Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Middle East Sumit

I know, the last few posts are diverted from my main topic.

Just that some of the conversations have been so Extreme I couldn't clean them up enough to post them.

I mean, when a woman mentions that she (THINGS I SHOULDNT PRINT HERE) with (SOMEONE), I mean, really, I'll just be out with her waiting for that to happen.

So in the news lately, Iran called for their little "The Holocaust and other things we think didn't happen" meeting.
Just so happened I got a copy of the agenda! (No, Not really, I believe the real agenda was much sillier.)

Day 1

7:30 - 8:00 Continental Breakfast

8:00 - 9:30 Lies of the Western World

9:30-10:45 The Moon Landing - America's Greatest Lie

10:45-11:00 Break

11:00 - 12:30 Lunch (Tin foil hat optional) Raffle Tickets will be available

12:30 - 3:00 Round Table Discussion - Area 51 - Is that where the USA filmed the Holocaust?

3:00 - 5:00 Round Table Discussion - How to take back control of the world -Mel Gipson, guest speaker.

Day 2

7:30 - 8:00 Continental Breakfast

8:00 - 12:00 Golf Outing

8:00 - 12:00 Think Tank on new ways to hate other people (for those not golfing)

12:00 - 1:30 Lunch, Michael Richaards, Keynote Speaker, Raffle Tickets will be available

1:30 - 3:00 Retirement Options for Suicide Bombers (401k or Annuity?)

3:00 - 4:00 Demonstration of new weapons, come try one on yourself!

4:00 - 5:00 Building a Website for exposing the lies

5:00 - 6:00 Raffle and Closing Speaker, Alan Achmed Silverstein, with his commentary, "How I hate myself, let me count the ways"

Now seriously, Never Again. And the fact that with all the evidence of the events, that the leaders of some major countrys want to deny it is just dumber than my post above.
And yes, names may have been changed to prevent some fool lawsuit.

The Wii as Weapon

After seeing the damage that people are doing to their homes, TVs, friends, loved ones, and themselves, I've come to realize that the Wii must be a secret Japanese weapon. It's no coincidence that it was launched a month before Dec. 7. Just look at the destruction this thing is causing. I'm glad that I can't get one, I don't want to risk my TV or my friends and furniture. Mark my words, the NSA must be investigating this sneak attack. It looks like nunchucks, flys like a ninja star, and breaks knees like an Italian enforcer. (But seriously, who plays in heels? Not me, not just because I'm a guy and don't wear heels, but I also don't have a Wii. Nintendo, if you want to send me a Wii, I'd play it one time in heels for a promo, if I get a free Wii. But I want one of the non-weapon models, I like my TV.)

Or is it just a ploy by Nintendo to drive sales of new televisions? If it was Sony, it would be obvious, because they even had some retailers tie Playstation3 pre-orders to big screen Sony Tv purchases.

It won't be long before we start seeing news stories where gangs of hoodlums are robbing people using the wii controller. "Don't make me do it man, and if you run, I can throw this at you!"

Now Best Buy is withholding their Wii inventory until Dec. 17th. To launch their last big weekend before xmas, or to partner with Nintendo in a massive Wii controller assault on America's familys and their televisions on Christmas?

Be ready America! Don't shoot until you see the whites of their controllers!