Sunday, January 08, 2006

Joe vs. The Volcano

Actual conversation while watching "Joe vs. The Volcano"

Me: With all the movies Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan made, it's a surprise that they didn't end up together.
Her: I think she's pretty.
Me: Yea, Tom must be a jackass, that's got to be why Meg didn't think of him in the long term.
Her: Maybe she's the problem.
Me: Nah, she's pretty, and a guy will put up with a lot of crap from a pretty woman.
Her: You are such a pig. I don't know why I talk to you.

My thoughts on the matter: a guy really will put up with a lot of crap from a pretty woman.